There are a lot of important things to discuss with a potential mate - finances, religion, children, etc. I think that vinegar needs to be on this list.
It is my long-held belief that 7 is the minimum number of vinegars one should have in the pantry.
Plain white vinegar
Apple cider vinegar
Red wine vinegar
Rice wine vinegar
Sherry vinegar
Champagne vinegar
Balsamic vinegar
They are all essential, and they all do different things; rarely can one be substituted for another. I myself once tried to justify this need to a lovely man who was reasonable and intelligent in most ways...but he was utterly dumbfounded by my need for so many options.
You really should address the basic pantry expectations in the early stages of dating, when you're determining the other important compatibilities, like Democrat vs. Republican, Black Sabbath vs. Led Zeppelin, and Gas vs. Charcoal.
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...And I can't believe I left out MALT vinegar, which is also required. Dammit.
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